On the internet:
Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job:
I love working with people and I'm very sociable
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.
#man you just got roasted like a hazelnoot
It’s not about men or women.
Nobody should ever hit anyone.
Nobody should ever rape anyone.
Nobody should ever murder anyone.
Nobody should ever beat anyone.
Nobody should ever threaten anyone.
Nobody should ever insult anyone.
Nobody should ever make anyone uncomfortable.
Nobody should ever touch anyone without their consent.
Nobody should ever steal from anyone.
Nobody should ever humiliate anyone.
(Source: thinkaboutitforasec, via 420bbakedstreet)
hey government can I have some money to go to university
sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.